I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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