Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
