Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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