i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES