But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway