I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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