i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Help. Why am I so naked?
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