Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Randomize
