oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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