if only i could text you this smell
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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