Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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