They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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