I wish I could teleport
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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