Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
