what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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