And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize