fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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