did you get engaged???
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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