You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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