my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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