I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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