i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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