we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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