Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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