Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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