I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Operation Purity has been aborted
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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