My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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