it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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