But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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