I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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