Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Drake has all the answers
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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