You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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