Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is Oprah even human
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Randomize
