I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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