she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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