so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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