woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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