so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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