your thong is hanging out like whoa
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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