question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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