You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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