That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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