now i know why i became what i already was.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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