Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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