then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
last night I used snow as a chaser
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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