Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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