wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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