I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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