I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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