Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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