Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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