There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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