i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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