I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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