You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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